He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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