dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He kissed a someone with a penis
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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