How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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