Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
