This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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