it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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