i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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