He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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