Don't you send me to vm
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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