The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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