Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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