I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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