We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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