You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
only if we run a train.
done.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
