"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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