brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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