My balls are so social today.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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