Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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