i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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