dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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