I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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