We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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