Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
there is glitter all over my balls
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