So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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