You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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