OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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