Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
there was a trapeze. enough said
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Randomize
