He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think a kid would responsible me up
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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