Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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