I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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