Your dad touched me again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
operation harelip BJ is a go
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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