Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
are you so shy because you have an std?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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