So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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