I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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