he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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