can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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