the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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