you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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