Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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