At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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