Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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