I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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