Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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