Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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