So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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