i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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