Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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