I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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