he shaved USA in his pubs
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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