We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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